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DARLIN’ I’M BEGGIN’ DOWN ON MY KNEES
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DARLIN’ I’M PLEADING INSANITY
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YOU SIGN THE PAPERS, I’LL GLADLY GO
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DARLIN’ COMMIT ME I CAN’T TAKE IT NO MORE

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I’D BE SO HAPPY, YOU WOULD BE TOO
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YOU’D HAVE MY MONEY AND I’D HAVE MY OWN ROOM
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GO CALL THE JUDGE GIRL, LORD THERE’S NO NEED TO WAIT
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DARLIN’ COMMIT ME BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE
 
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AND IT’D BE SO PEACEFUL, AND IT’D BE SO QUIET
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YEA, NO CLOCK TO PUNCH NO TIME NO DAY NO NIGHT
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NO BOOKS OR BIBLES, AND NO CHECKS TO BOUNCE
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JUST FOUR WALLS, RUBBER WALLS, AND NO WAY OUT, SO
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LOCK UP MY BODY, SET MY SOUL FREE
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DARLIN’ COMMIT ME AND SWALLOW THE KEY

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DARLIN’ COMMIT ME, NO NEED TO GRIEVE
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YOU’LL GET REPORTS AND THE BASKETS I’LL WEAVE
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I SAID AND I MEANT GIRL, PEOPLE TALK SO YOU KNOW
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DARLIN’ COMMIT ME AND NO ONE WILL KNOW

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WON’T HAVE TO WORRY NO MORE GIRL, I’M IN THE LOONY BIN
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YEA JUST PLAY PARCHEESI ALL DAY WITH MY LOONY FRIENDS
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WON’T HAVE TO COMB MY HAIR GIRL, WON’T HAVE TO SHAVE
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WON’T HAVE TO RACE THE GUY NEXT DOOR TO SEE WHO’S THE FIRST 
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ONE IN HIS GRAVE

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YEA NOW I’M SCHIZOPHRENIC, LORD I’M PSYCHOTIC TOO
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DARLIN’ COMMIT ME IT’S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO

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DARLIN’ COMMIT ME IT’S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO