By: Stompin Tom Conners
Song: The Ketchup Song

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There was a guy from P.E.I. they used to call potato
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He met this young Leemington Ontario tomato
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But he had eyes for other girls and she was a little mushy
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And so they said well let's get wed there's no sense being buzzy

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Baked size french fries how they loved tomatos

So dress them up with Heinz ketchup
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Ketchup loves potatos
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Ketchup loves potatos


So he went down to Windsor town to buy a ring on Monday
Saturday they said o.k. we'll cut the cake on Sunday
But Sunday came & what a shame they had no one to fetch it
Without a cake they just sat & ate potato chips & ketchup
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And so this guy from P.E.I. they used to call potato
He's got to boys & a little girl
Two spuds & one tomato
They romp & run around Leemington 
And boy when they get hungry
The bottle drips all over the chips
Way down in ketchup country
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