HARD ON THE TICKER
Tim McGraw
(Wiseman/Lloyd)
From the CD: Everywhere
1997, Curb Records
Submitted by: Christopher R.
June 2, 2003


Capo III Fret

Intro

(E5) I gave up pamento cheese
Domino's delivery
Whiskey sours
Apple pies
Finger-lickin' chicken fried
Are (B5) gastronomic history
I (E5) used to like them scary shows
But I gave 'em up a while ago
Don't do no death-defyin'
Rollercoster ridin'
(B5) Now days I just take it slow
Ever (C) since we started datin'
(D) I been compensating
To (C) keep from gettin' up
To (D) heaven any quicker 

'Cause, she's (A5) hard on the ticker
(E5) Hard on the ticker
The (D5) girl is such a hazard that she (A5) oughta have a sticker
Sayin' (E5) hard on the ticker 

Now, (E5) when she wiggles through my door
My chin gets heavy hits the floor
Silky hair, scarlet lips
Swingin' double-jointed hips
My (B5) blood begins to roar
And (E5) when she nibbles on me ear
It's partly pleasure, partly fear
Little dab is all it takes
To get my heart a palpatatin'
(B5) Feelin' like the end is near
I (C) oughta get a policy
Of (D) double indemnity
It'd (C) make my beneficiary
A (D) whole lot richer

'Cause, she's (A5) hard on the ticker
(E5) Hard on the ticker
The (D5) girl is such a hazard that she (A5) oughta have a sticker
Sayin' (E5) hard on the ticker

Solo

I (C) oughta get a policy
Of (D) double indemnity
It'd (C) make my beneficiary
A (D) whole lot richer
'Cause, she's (A5) hard on the ticker
(E5) Hard on the ticker
The (D5) girl is such a hazard that she (A5) oughta have a sticker
Sayin' (E5) hard on the ticker

Fade and end


Chords:

E5      02xxxx
A5      x02xxx
B5      x24xxx
C       x32010
D       xx0232