Chucky Cheese Hell by Tim Wilson

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I got combat training from overseas

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Now I'm the bouncer at the Chucky Cheese

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I think I'd rather do a year in jail

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Than another afternoon in Chucky Cheese Hell
                   
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Chucky Cheese Hell

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I'm in Chucky Cheese Hell

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We cater to a snot nose clientele

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In Chucky Cheese Hell

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Mama drives Chipper to the Chucky Mall

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Watches him waller in some plastic balls

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The band sucks and the pizza's cold

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And you eat it with a slobberin' four year old

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In Chucky Cheese Hell

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Puke with pepperoni still smells the same

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You waste a paycheck on a video game

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Lined up out the door like The Stones are in town

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There ain't enough Chucky ass whippin's to go round

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In Chucky Cheese Hell

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I'm in Chucky Cheese Hell

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Squallin' younguns and a skee ball bell

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In Chucky Cheese Hell

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I did two tours of duty in Vietnam

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Fightin' jungle rot and breathing napalm

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But they couldn't torture me half as well

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As little birthday s***s in Chucky Cheese Hell

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Chucky Cheese Hell

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I'm in Chucky Cheese Hell

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Ow Wo Wo Wo

(Spoken)
But if you haven't taken your child to Chucky Cheese you suck as a parent!