(Verse 1)

A                       G
Winters getting colder, Summer gettin warmer
D                            A          
Tidal wave comin cross the mexican border
A                     G
Why buy a gallon it's cheaper by the barrel
     D                         G
Just don't get busted singing christmas carols

(Chorus)
A          G
That's us, that's right
D               A          G
Gotta love this american ride
A                G
Both ends of the o-zone burnin
D             A            G
Funny how the world keeps turnin
A        G
Look Ma, no hands
D                  A       G
I love this American Ride
D                  A       G    A G D A
Gotta love this American Ride

(Verse 2)

A                      G
Mama gets her box off watchin desperate housewives
D                       A
Daddy works his can off payin for the good life
A                     G
Kids on the youtube learnin how to be cool
D                       G
Livin in a cruel world, pays to be a mean girl

(Chorus)
A          G
That's us, that's right
D               A          G
Gotta love this american ride
A                G
Both ends of the o-zone burnin
D             A            G
Funny how the world keeps turnin
A        G
Look Ma, no hands
D                  A       G
I love this American Ride
D                  A       G   A G D A
Gotta love this American Ride

(Bridge)
A                     G
Poor little Lithamus, Americas town.
D                          A
She gained five pounds and lost her crown.
A                 G
Quick fix plastic surgical antidote.
D                          G              
Got herself a record deal, can't even sing a note

(Verse 3)
A                       G
Platinum gettin bigger, Jesus gettin smaller.
D                     A
Spin a cup of coffee, make a million dollars.
A                             G                     
Cousins caught a thug with an airsoft can.
D                           G
If the shoe don't fit, the fits gonna hit the shan.

Chorus
A          G
That's us, that's right
D               A          G
Gotta love this American ride.
A                G
Both ends of the ozone burnin.
D             A              G       
Funny how the world keeps turnin.
A        G
Hot dog, Hot damn.
D                  A        G
I love this American ride.
D                  A          
Gotta love this American ride.
  
Oh yeah 
(outro)
A        G           D   A
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