The Dildo Song
Uncle John
Verse 1:
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D A
A knock came on my door one day and I went out to see
A
I saw my friend standing there this question he asked me
D G
He said I have a paper here I said I think I know
A D
You're going around from house to house to change the name Dildo
D A
I said now friend I will not sign to change this precious name,
A D
I hope that every person here they will feel the same
G
For God will travel with us wherever we may go
D G
And he will never laugh and joke about the name Dildo.
Chorus:
G
"D" stands for our dignity our name will never change
D A
And "I" stands for the innocent child who should never feel ashamed
D
"L" we fought for liberty and "D" for days of old
D A
While "O" spells out that loving word that we all call Dildo
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Verse 2:
D A
Now when I die I'll leave this place this home in which I love
A D
And God will get me ready then to take me up above
D G
He will take me by the hand forever we will go
D
To a home he's built in heaven that he has named Dildo
Chorus:
G
"D" stands for our dignity our name will never change
D A
And "I" stands for the innocent child who should never feel ashamed
D
"L" we fought for liberty and "D" for days of old
D A
While "O" spells out that loving word that we all call Dildo
Verse 3:
D
Now Dildo is a little town that sits beside the sea
A D
You'll find the people oh so kind, with hospitality
D G
So come and take a visit, you'll always be a friend
D
There's a welcome mat on every door, don't knock just come on in.
Chorus:
G
"D" stands for our dignity our name will never change
D A
And "I" stands for the innocent child who should never feel ashamed
D
"L" we fought for liberty and "D" for days of old
D
While "O" spells out that loving word that we all call Dildo
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