Verse 1:
          D  
 	 Flying across the desert in a TWA

 	 I saw a woman walking across the sand
                                            G   
 	 She been a-walkin' thirty miles en route to L.A.
                   A                  D  
 	 To get a brown eyed handsome man
                                C/G                D
 	 Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man


Verse 2: 
         D
 	 Milo Venus was a beautiful lass

 	 She had the world in the palm of her hand
                                          G  
 	 But she lost both her arms in a wrestling match
                   A                  D
 	 To get a brown eyed handsome man
                                       C/G                D  
 	 She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man


Chorus:
         G
 	 Way back in history three thousand years
               D  
 	 Back every since the world began
                                      G 
 	 There's been a lot of good women shed a tear
                A                  D 
 	 For a brown eyed handsome man
                                      C/G                D
 	 That's what the trouble was brown eyed handsome man


Verse 4: (a tone higher)
         E                
 	 Beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind
 	 
 	 Between a doctor and a lawyer man
                                        A
 	 Her mother told her daughter go out and find yourself
            B                  E     
 	 A brown eyed handsome man
                                    D                  E
 	 Just like your daddy is a brown eyed handsome man


Verse 5:
           E
 	 Arrested on charges of unemployment

 	 He was sitting in the witness stand
                                        A  
 	 The judge's wife called up the district attorney
                   B                   E
 	 Said you free that brown eyed man
                                       D                   E
 	 You want your job you better free that brown eyed man


Chorus:
 	  A
 	 Way back in history three thousand years
               E 
 	 Back every since the world began
                                      A 
 	 There's been a lot of good women shed a tear
                B                  E
 	 For a brown eyed handsome man
                                     D                  E  
 	 That's what the trouble is brown eyed handsome man