(Am) (F) (C) (G) x4

(Am) I can rob a (F) bank in an (C) ol' Mus- (G) tang
(Am) I could fight the (F) cops with my (C) bare two (G) hands
(Am) End up in (F) jail eatin' (C) microwave (G) hell
But (Am) I'm a little (F) smarter than (C) that (G)

(Am) I could even (F) wait 'til the (C) night got (G) late
(Am) Maybe with some (F) fog and rain (C) too (G)
(Am) Steal all the (F) riches from them (C) greedy sons of (G) b***hes
And (Am) send in my (F) story to the (C) news

Then you'd have (F) somethin' to (Am) talk a- (G) bout
(F) Tell 'em I'm Jesse (Am) James (G)
Yeah we'll (F) make 'em all believe it
Nah there (Am) ain't no (G) doubt
That (F) I will give you (Am) some- (G) thin' to (F) talk about

(Am) Take to a (F) bar and (C) drink like a (G) sailor 
And (Am) take home a (F) married (C) woman (G)
(Am) Tell her that I (F) love her when her (C) man walks (G) in
and (Am) puts a hollow (F) point in my (C) head (G)

Later (Am) on at the (F) funeral (C) everyone is (G) cryin'
I could (Am) bust out of the (F) casket that my (C) mama picked (G) out
(Am) Dance all a- (F) round the (C) jolly good (G) fellow
And (Am) then you'd (F) have, (C) then you'd have

(F) Somethin' to (Am) talk a- (G) bout
(F) Tell 'em I've gone in- (Am) sane (G)
Yeah we'll (F) make 'em all believe it
Nah there (Am) ain't no (G) doubt
That (F) I will give you (Am) some- (G) thin' to (F) talk about
Talk about, Mmmmh Get to talkin'

(Am) (F) (C) (G) x4

Then you'd have (F) somethin' to (Am) talk a- (G) bout
(F) Tell 'em I'm strung on co- (Am) caine (G)
Yeah we'll (F) make 'em all believe it
Nah there (Am) ain't no (G) doubt
That (F) I will give you (Am) some- (G) thin' to
(F) Somethin' to (Am) talk a- (G) bout
(F) Tell 'em I'm high as a (Am) plane (G)
Yeah we'll (F) make 'em all believe it
Nah there (Am) ain't no (G) doubt
That (F) I will give you
(Am) Some- (G) thin' to (F) talk about------
Yea- (Am) (F) (C) (G) yeah

(Am) (F) (C) (G)

(Am) Some- (F) thin', (C) some- (G) thin'
To (Am) ta- (F) lk (C) a- (G) bout (Am)