TEXAS HOLD ‘EM
Recorded by Beyonce
Album: Single (2024)

(Non Capo)

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(Chorus)
This ain't (D)Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey)
So lay your (D)cards down, down, down, down
So park your (D)Lexus (Woo) and throw your (G)keys up (Hey)
Stick a-(D)round, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around)
 
(Post-Chorus)
And I'll be (A)damned if I can't slow dance witchu
Come (G)pour some sugar on me, honey too
It's a (D)real life boogie and a real life hoedown
Don't be a (NC)b***h, come take it to the floor now (Woo, ha)
 
(Verse 1)
There's a tor-(D)nado (There's a tornado) in my city (In my city)
In the (D)basement (In the basement), that s**t ain't pretty (S**t ain't pretty)
Rugged (G)whiskey (Rugged whiskey) 'cause we survivin’
('Cause we survivin')
Off red cup (D)kisses, sweet redemption, passin' time, yeah
 
(Pre-Chorus)
(Bm)Woo, woo, (D)woo, woo, woo, (G)one step to the right
We (D)headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice
(Bm)Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, (G)run me to the left
Then (G)spin me in the middle, boy, (D)I can read your mind
 
(Chorus)
This ain't (D)Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey)
So lay your (D)cards down, down, down, down
So park your (G)Lexus (Woo) and throw your keys up (Hey)
Stick a-(D)round, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around)
 
(Post-Chorus)
And I'll be (A)damned if I can't slow dance witchu
Come (G)pour some sugar on me, honey too
It's a (D)real life boogie and a real life hoedown
(D)Don't be a b***h, come take it to the floor now (Woo)
And I'll be (A)damned if I can't dance witchu
Come (G)pour some liquor on me, honey too
It's a (D)real life boogie and a real life hoedown
(D)Don't be a b***h, come take it to the floor now (Woo)
 
(Bridge)
|(D) / / / |(D) / / Woo, ho, ho, ho, ho |(D) / / / |(D) Woo-hoo |
|(G) / / / |(G) / / Woo, ho, ho, ho, ho |(D) / / / |(D) / /
           
(Verse 2)
There's a (D)heatwave (There's a heatwave) coming at us (Coming at us)
Too hot to (D)think straight (Too hot to think straight), too cold to panic (Too cold to panic)
All of the (G)problems just feel dramatic (Just feel dramatic)
Now we're (D)runnin' to the first bar that we find, yeah
 
(Pre-Chorus)
(Bm)Woo, ho, (D)ho, ho, ho, (G)one step to the right
We (D)headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice
(Bm)Woo, ho, ho, ho, ho, (G)you run to the left 
Just (G)work me in the middle boy, I can read your mind
 
(Chorus)
This ain't (D)Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey)
So lay your (D)cards down, down, down, down
So park your (G)Lexus (Woo) and throw your keys up (Hey)
Stick a-(D)round, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around)
 
(Post-Chorus)
And I'll be (A)damned if I can't slow dance witchu
Come (G)pour some sugar on me, honey too
It's a (D)real life boogie and a real life hoedown
(D)Don't be a b***h, come take it to the floor now (Woo)
I'll be (A)damned if I can't dance with you
Come (G)pour some liquor on me, honey too
It's a (D)real life boogie and a real life hoedown
(D)Don't be a b***h, come take it to the floor now (ooh)
 
(Outro.)
(Em) / / / (Bm) / Take it to the floor now, ooh
(Em)Hoops, spurs, (Bm)boots
To the floor now, (Em)ooh (Bm)
(Em)Tuck, back, oops, (Ooh, ooh, ooh) (Bm)shoot
Come take it to the floor now, (Em)ooh
And I'll be (Em)damned if I cannot dance (Bm)with you
Baby, (Bm)pour that sugar and liquor on (Em)me too
Furs, (Bm)spurs, boots, (Em) solargenic, (NC)photogenic, shoot - - - - -