Walmart
By Jesse Welles
Written by Jesse Welles
Album: Patchwork (2025)
Tabbed from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-oW0j6jah0
Tabbed by Larry Mofle
9/21/2025

         C
I saw a toddler eat a cigarette on a cart of Keystone beer
      D7
I was eyeing art supplies, some dude named Tanner called me queer
         G        G7
I do not wanna go
             C
To Walmart today


I saw a woman, standin', hummin' to the tune of Delta Dawn
On a dead battery scooter with just pajamas on
I do not wanna go
To Walmart today


Chorus 1:
             F
To Walmart today or tomorrow or the day after that
      C
Don't go misunderstand me for some pinko commie rat
  D7
I hold close the belief rising waters raises ships
        G           G7
But was burying the living good ole Sammy's dying wish


        C
I saw a 104 year old woman bolted to a register countin' change
    D7
Her manager was ten years old with a smart phone for a brain
        G        G7
I saw a family of 33 red headed, boilin' over
         C               D7             F               G       G7
Pick the clearance aisle apart like some buzzards on the shoulder

 
Chorus 2:
I don't wanna go to Walmart today or tomorrow or the day after that
It's a mirage in a desert of bulls**t they created, that's a fact
I also do believe to the victor goes the prize
But to keep a good man down is just a something I despise

I saw a serpent in the produce, hissin', coiled talkin' smack
He was talkin' about prices, some s**t about rollin' back
I do not wanna go
To Walmart today

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I need eggs and bread and milk like I need another hole
I do not wanna go
To Walmart today

Chorus 1