Adam Carroll-Gulf Coast Losers
Album-Hard Times

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Big mike’s at the legion hall

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With toot toot playing pin ball

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My brother's out in houma making that dough

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Daddy died in 63

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It was just my mom and me

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Outsiders call us all a couple of gulf coast losers



There's a fema truck parked outside

I'm choking down hot box wine

Saw my best friend floating on a keg of beer

He still owes me forty five
For the hole in my double wide

Just like my ex-wife he's a gulf coast loser



Chorus:
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I win from time to time

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Watching dolly's dimes

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Even though I one time flipped a pt cruiser

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The air ain't clear down here

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And we're running out of beer

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We're always on the run gulf coast losers



There's a band that's not from here

Called billy gibbons beard

They're in town for the battle of the bands

My bass player says no fear

Them guys are a bunch of queers

And there's nothing they can take away from a gulf coast loser


Chorus:

I win from time to time

Watching dolly's dimes

I dropped right outta aa, call me a boozer

I like to smoke that mexican weed

Chase it down with vitamin b

So what if they all call me a gulf coast loser



They pulled out the flying V

Started shredding in the key of e

They just pulled up in a thirteen passenger van
All the folks from outta town

Said they really dug their sound

But there ain’t no love around for a gulf coast loser

One-eyed Wanda said she pass our jar

Up and down the bar

Said she’d shake it like she did when she had the other eye

By the time they made last call, there was no one there at all

We played the curtain call of the gulf coast loser

Chorus:
I win from time to time 

Watching dolly’s dimes

One-eyed wanda went home to refugio with bruiser

It ain’t the worst night we ever had

Cuz’ we’re drinking on the other band’s tab

I guess things didn’t go too bad for the gulf coast losers

Let’s have another round for the gulf coast losers