(D) I woke up the other night (A) lyin' on the floor
Right beside of someone I'd (D) never seen before
She said my name's Juliet but Romeo you (G) ain't
That's (A) another good reason not to (D) drink

That's another good reason not to (A) drink
When I'm sober I'm almost a (D) saint
If I keep goin' on like this 
I'll end up like ole (G) Hank
That's (A) another good reason not to (D) drink

I can't go see my best friend, (A) He said stay away
Just because of what I said (D) on his wedding day
You oughta call her Sherman 
'Cause she looks just like a (G) tank
That's (A) another good reason not to (D) drink

That's another good reason not to (A) drink
When I'm sober I'm almost a (D) saint
If I keep goin' on like this 
I'll end up like ole (G) Hank
That's (A) another good reason not to (D) drink

Now I'm gonna sue the city about that police(A)man
Last night as I left the bar 
He (D) stepped right on my hand
He said are you drunk or blind, I said let me (G) think
That's (A) another good reason not to (D) drink

That's another good reason not to (A) drink
When I'm sober I'm almost a (D) saint
If I keep goin' on like this 
I'll end up like ole (G) Hank
That's (A) another good reason not to (D) drink

That's another good reason not to (A) drink
When I'm sober I'm almost a (D) saint
If I keep goin' on like this 
I'll end up like ole (G) Hank
That's (A) another good reason
Baby let me in, I'm freezin'
Another good reason not to (D) drink