THIS FRIEND OF MINE

Wrote by: Chris Frank
Sang by: Backporch Boys

This is probably one of the best songs ever.  It must be played very loud, drunk 
And in the presence of Jeffcoat ( MUST).  
All the D’s and Em’s are strummed once each time throughout the entire song.

Thanks for the inspiration (you know who you are).



Intro-
G,Cadd9,G,Cadd9

Verse1-
D                      Em
Jeffcoat was a farmer, maybe the best this side of town,
D                   Em
His Daddy told him, you better check them cows before you spend your night out on the town,
D                           Em
Drivin around old faithful, must have been the best of friends,
D                                     Em   
With that super sport steering wheel, and that keyless
                                      G,Cadd9
entry for all the best of his friends,


Chorus-
G
Well I’ve got this friend of mine 
Cadd9
And he might be a little Jewish everybody’s mind
A                      D
All I got to say about that 
Silent                  G,Cadd9
Is I don’t F**king mind
G,Cadd9


Verse2-
D                       Em
He might be from Smyer, it might not be on a map
D                         Em
But I’ll bet you’ll know, that guy who wears that little green hat,
D                          Em
Talk about his girl Rainy, or his momma too
D                         Em
And you can bet your ass, you’ll be seeing his big s**t
             G,Cadd9
kicking shoes,


Chorus-


Verse3-
D                            Em
I watch him pop his pimples, in front of the mirror
D                  Em
And I tell myself, just how much more f**king queer,
D                            Em
He wears that little goatee, down on his chin D                                  Em     
So when he sucks Mitchypoohs dick, it will not burn his 
     G,Cadd9
skin,


Chorus-

                                                  G                     Cadd9    G                 
Now that this song is through, He might not be a friend of Cadd9
mine anymore
G                      Cadd9
But he might just be a friend with you,
G 
All I got to say about Jeffcoat 
Cadd9                G,Cadd9         
Is he’s a f**kin Jew,