Jalapenos
Recorded by Bellamy Brothers
The Anthology, Vol. 2 (2010)

Intro.:  --- | (E) | (E) | (A) | (A) | (E) | (E) | (A) | (A)

Well, it (E)seems like more and more were bein' (A)stifled
All them (E)colorful words I once used are (A)wrong
So be-(D)fore we lose our free speech and our (A)rifles
Al-(B7)low me to elaborate in this (E)song

(Chorus)
(D)Life ain't like a bowl of (A)cherries
(E)There's too little laughter and too much (A)sorrow
It's (D)more like a jar of jala-(A)penos
'Cause what you (E)do and say today, it don't go away and stay
It'll just come back and burn your ass to-(A)morrow

Inst.:  --- | (E) | (E) | (A) | (A)

I've (E)heard them politicians' empty (A)promises
(E)All their views just put mine to the (A)test
They put me (D)down for thinkin' bout girls and singin' bout (A)Jesus
Hey I'm just a (B7)heterosexual white boy Methodist (E)

(Chorus)
(D)Life ain't like a bowl of (A)cherries
(E)There's too little laughter and too much (A)sorrow
It's (D)more like a jar of jala-(A)penos
'Cause what you (E)do and say today, it don't go away and stay
It'll just come back and burn your ass to-(A)morrow

Inst.:  | (E) | (E) | (A) | (A) | (E) | (E) | (A) | (A)

Now there's a (E)complicated question on the worlds most (A)brilliant minds
It's bein' asked (E) by every body from Obama to Glenn (A)Beck
They all want to know (D)why there's a warnin' on them little blue (A)pills
When there ain't (B7)no such thing as bein' too di-(E)rect, oh, what the heck

(Chorus)
Yeah, (D)life ain't like a bowl of (A)cherries
(E)There's too little laughter and too much (A)sorrow
It's (D)more like a jar of jala-(A)penos
'Cause what you (E)do and say today, it don't go away and stay
It'll just come back and burn your ass to-(A)morrow

(Tag)
'Cause what you (E)do and say today, it don't go away and stay
It'll just come back and burn your ass to-(A)morrow
That's right, ask Bill Clinton, John Edwards, Tiger Woods and Bernie Madoff