Here's Your Sign (Don't Mess With Us)--performed by Bill Engvall and Neal McCoy
written by Shane McDaniel and Ryan Pierce
Album: "Here's Your Sign Reloaded"
12/28/05
Appologies to any political figures whose names are misspelled.
On second thought, check that.


INTRO: G


(Spoken over INTRO):

B.E.: Hey Neal!
N.M.: Yeah buddy?
B.E.: I am sick and tired of people makin' fun of our president and our country
N.M.: I agree with ya.
B.E.: Well, why don't we tell the American people how we feel?
N.M.: Well let me start.
B.E.: Go ahead.

          G
Well they oughta take the "Dixie" out of the Dixie Chicks
      D                            C                G
Don't let 'em back in Texas, their assess should be kicked
    G
For puttin' down our president from the other side of the pond
      D                        C             G
Let's send 'em over to Iraq to hang out with Saddam
     D                         C               G
They stated their opinion, and now I'm statin' mine
         D
And they stuck their foot right in their mouth
    C                              G
Hey Chicks! (mmm-hmmm) here's your sign


(SPOKEN OVER G):

N.M.: You tell 'em Bill!
B.E.: I will.
N.M.: What about that cat out there where you live?
B.E.: Yeah, yeah we're real proud of him.

    G
Old Michael Moore got his award and started talkin' trash
   D                                       C
We oughta take that Oscar (watch out), and shove it up his--
G
Ask me how I really feel and I will take the chance
   D                                 C               G
To tell you we should box him up and ship his ass to France! (off to France)
     D                         C                    G
Some Hollywood celebrities run their mouths all the time
           D
Well they oughta think before they speak
    C                                G
Hey Michael! (listen up) here's your sign


(SPOKEN OVER G):

B.E.: Alright Neal, we're both proud Texans.
N.M.: Proud Texans.
B.E.: So let's tell 'em how we feel.
N.M.: Alright.

         G
When you hear "don't mess with Texas," we mean just what we say
     D                                    C          G
That goes the same for every state in the good ol' USA
           G
'Cause our president and Tommy Franks are gonna stand their ground
   D                                         C                   G
So if you're thinkin' about attackin' us, oh we're gonna hunt ya down!
   D                        C                 G
So all you crazy idiots can run but you can't hide
 D
'Cause we're closin' in on you
    C                                                                                    
Hey Saddam! Mustafah! Osama! Kadaffi! And my favorite, Jack Surac (oh, Jack) here's your sign


(SPOKEN OVER G):
N.M.: Jack Surac...I think it's Jacques
B.E.: "jock" is what an athlete wears you moron