This is an easier version of Don't Ask Me How I Know, and it sounds just as good.
I find it a little easier to play.

Capo II

Intro
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C
Don't ride your bike off a ramp that's more than 3 bricks high
C
Don't take that candy from the store if you ain't got the dime
F
Don't pick a fight with the little guy that doesn't talk that much
C
Don't pick up a cherry bomb thinkin it's a dud
G
And don't sneak out of a 2 story house usin bed sheets as a rope
F
Don't ask me how I know


C                     F
Sell your truck while it's still runnin
C              F 
Save the Jesus off the dash
C                     F 
Say a prayer when you feel like cussin
G
Save your money pay with cash
F                  C
Forget your pride, buy the roses
F               C
If you're sorry tell her so
Am    G                      F
Don't drink the water in Mexico
Am    G            C
Don't ask me how I know


C
Don't quit your high school football team halfway through the season
C
Don't bust your buddy in the nose when you know he didn't mean it
F
Don't lose a girl you love at home for a night in Panama City
C
Don't rush off the phone when your mama calls, you ain't that busy
G
You oughta make that drive to say goodbye to your grandpa before he goes
F
Don't ask me how I know


Chorus

G

C                 F
Forget your pride buy the roses
C               F
If you love her tell her so
Am          G                     F
Don't go to Vegas with your heart broke
Am             G                     F
Don't bum your cousin for that first smoke
No Chord
I'm tellin ya
Am              G           F
Don't drink the water in Mexico
Am    G            C
Don't ask me how I know
                   F
Don't ask me how I know