I'm Watchin' the Game
Thornton/Andrew
The Boxmasters



INTRO: G  Am  C  D

G                      Am
Stop tellin' me stuff, quit askin' me s**t
C                              D
Can't you see I'm watchin' the game
G                   Am
I had about enough, I'm gonna pitch a fit
       C                                   D
If the Cardinals lose you'll be the one to blame

G                      Am
Stop rubbin' my chest, stay off of my chair
    C                             D
For Pete's sake it's only for two hours
G                      Am
The damn games a mess, and this ump ain't fair
C                                 D       D
Why don't ya go out and pick some flowers


CHORUS:
Em                        A
You know how I hate those f**kin' Cubs
  C                            D     D
I told you at least a thousand times
Em                         A
Right now I can't give you no damn backrub
      C                         D
We're two out and two on in the ninth
G                Am
Later on you can drive me insane
    C         D                 G
But right now  I'm watchin' the game


INTRO

G                     Am
Stop tellin me stuff, quit askin' me s**t
C                              D
Can't you see I'm watchin' the game
G                Am
I've had enough, I'm gonna pitch a fit
       C                                    D     D
If the Cards lose then you'll be the one to blame


CHORUS:
If we lose this house will be a dark place
For at least a week or ten days
Right now my mind is just on third base
And that bastard that was traded from the A's
Later on you can drive me insane
But right now I'm watchin' the game

C         D                            G
Right now,  I'm watchin' the damn game


SPOKEN OVER INTRO:
Hey baby, would you mind goin' and gettin' me some chilly cheese fritos and a coca cola
I, I love you too honey