Brad Paisley- Online


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I work down at the Pizza Pit
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And I drive an old Hyundai
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I still live with my mom and dad
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I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
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I'm a scifi fanatic, a mild asthmatic
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And I've never been to second base
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But there's whole 創other me, that you need to see
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Go checkout MySpace

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'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
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I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
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I drive a Maserati
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I'm a black-belt in karate
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And I love a good glass of wine
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It turns girls on that I知 mysterious
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I tell them I don't want nothin' serious
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'Cause even on a slow day
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I can have a three way
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Chat with two women at one time
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I知 so much cooler online
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So much cooler online

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When I get home I kiss my mom
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And she fixes me a snack
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And I head down to my basement bedroom
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And fire up my mac
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In real life the only time I致e ever even been to L.A
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Was when I got the chance with the marching band
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To play tuba in the Rose Parade

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But online I live in Malibu
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I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
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I'm single and I'm rich
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And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
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It turns girls on that I知 mysterious
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I tell them I don't want nothin' serious
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'Cause even on a slow day
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I could have a three way
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Chat with two women at one time
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I知 so much cooler online
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Yeah, I'm cooler online

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When you got my kinda stats
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It痴 hard to get a date
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Let alone a real girlfriend
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But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
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Every time I log in

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Online I'm out in Hollywood
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I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
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Even on a slow day, 
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I could have a three way
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Chat with two women at one time
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I知 so much cooler online
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Yeah, I知 cooler online

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Yeah,I知 so much cooler online
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Yeah, I知 cooler online
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Hey, I'm cooler online.