Title: The Pants
Artist: Brad Paisley
Transcribed By: Brian Earl Haines



Intro: A D A E A 


A     E               A
36 32 boot cut with a Skoal ring
A                         E                  A
Grease stains bleach spots and a hole in the knee
            D                                  A
You say the man inside those Levi's don't take orders 
    B7                                    E                               
And she'll just have to realize you'll do as you damn well please 


             A
You wear the pants 
               D
Buddy good for you 
       E
I'm so impressed 
              A
Yeah, whoopty-doo 
E           A            
You need to know 
                  D
That ain't how it works 
                       A
It's not who wears the pants, 
E                  A
It's who wears the skirt 

A E A

       A                  E                     A
In the top drawer, of her dresser, there's some panties 
       A              E                   A
Go try on that purple pair, with the lacy frill 
          D                                    A
With your big old thighs, I bet you can't get in 'em 
              B7                         E
And with that attitude of yours, hell, I bet you never will 


                 A
But you wear the pants 
               D
Buddy good for you 
       E
I'm so impressed 
              A
Yeah, whoopty-doo 
E           A            
You need to know 
                  D
That ain't how it works 
                       A
It's not who wears the pants, 
E                  A
It's who wears the skirt 
 
A D E A E A D A E A 
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          E                               D
A big old boy like you can probably bench 350 
         A                                  E
A little thing like her can barely lift the bar 
     E                          D
Just wait 'til that woman has a headache 
        B7
And she sits there with her legs crossed 
            E
Well, we'll see how strong you are 


             A
You wear the pants 
                    D
Well buddy good for you 
         E
We're so impressed 
              A
Yeah, whoopty-doo 
E            A
You'll soon find out 
                  D
That ain't how it works 
                       A
It's not who wears the pants, 
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It's who wears the skirt 
B7           A
You wear the pants, 
E               A
She'll wear the skirt