The Pants
Brad Paisley
Album: America Saturday Night


Songs pretty straight forward country, with it's walks up and down. 
Listen to the song to get the rhythm/timing.

INTRO: A D A E A 


A                        E               A
Thrity-six thirty-two boot cut with a skoal ring
A                         E                  A
Grease stains bleach spots and a hole in the knee
D                                             A
You say the man inside those Levi's dont take orders
B                                            E
And she'll just have to realize you do as you damn well please

CHORUS:

A                                      D
You wear the pants well buddy good for you
E                               A     E
I'm so impressed yeah whoop-dee-doo
                A      A7              D
You need to know that aint how it works
                         A     E                A        
It's not who wears the pants it's who wears the skirt

INTERLUDE:A E A

A                           E                      A
In the top drawer of her dresser theres some panties
A                       E                     A
Go try on that purple pair with the lacey frill
D                                                 A
With your big ol' thighs I bet you cant get in them
B                              E
And with that attitude of yours hell I bet you never will

CHORUS:

A                                      D
You wear the pants well buddy good for you
E                               A     E
I'm so impressed yeah whoop-dee-doo
                A      A7              D
You need to know that aint how it works
                         A     E                A        
It's not who wears the pants it's who wears the skirt

SOLO: A D E A E A D A E A

BRIDGE:
            E                                     D
A big ol boy like you could probably bench three-fifty
      A                                  E
A little thing like her can barely lift the bar
    E                                 D
Just wait untill that woman has a headache
            B                                   E
And she sits there with her legs crossed we'll see how strong you are

CHORUS:

A                                       D
You wear the pants well buddy good for you
E                                A   E
We're so impressed whoop-dee-doo
                   A         A7         D
You'll soon find out that aint how it works
                      A   E                     F#m    B    
It's not who wears the pants it's who wears the skirt
              A   E                                          
You wear the pants she wears the skirt

ENDING: A

Great new album from Brad if you ask me. Definitely one of the more humorous songs :)