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Brantley Gilbert - The Worst Country Song Of All Time (Chord)
Submitter: Koichi Kondo (524) on 7/21/21
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The Worst Country Song Of All Time (feat. Toby Keith & Hardy)
Recorded by Brantley Gibert
Album: Single (2021)

(Capo)

(Intro.)style='font-size:1px;color:#ffffff;'>
(G)This is the worst country song of all time, and it goesstyle='font-size:1px;color:#ffffff;'>
 
(Verse)
(G)I hate beer and honky-tonk women
And (C)I don't eat deer and I (G)can't stand fishing
And (G)I don't know the words to Family Tradition
Folsom (D)Prison, or Walk The Line
And (G)I think sweet tea is overrated
And (C)all the roads were (G)made for paving
Yeah, this is the worst (D)country song of all (G)time
And the chorus goes

(Chorus)
(G)I love cities and traffic jams
(C)I don't want a house on a piece of land
I de-(G)serve a bunch of money and a minivan
But (D)I don't wanna earn a dime
(G) Old Yeller didn't make me sad
I (C)think we should change the American flag, yeah
(G)This is the worst (D)country song of all (G)time
Second verse goes

(Verse)
(G)I think trucks are a waste of gas
If (C)you disagree, we'll (G)cancel that, 'cause
(G) My momma never whipped my ass
(D)Huh, I guess she never tried 
Man, (G) stink a fork in the constitution
(C)I support Kim Jong-(G)un and Putin
Yeah, this is the worst (D)country song of all (G)time
And the chorus goes

(Chorus)
(G)I love cities and traffic jams
(C)I don't want a house on a piece of land
I de-(G)serve a bunch of money and a minivan
But (D)I don't wanna earn a dime
(G) Old Yeller didn't make me sad
I (C)think we should change the American flag, yeah
(G)This is the worst (D)country song of all (G)time
(Get on that tin whistle boy)

(Solo)
|(G) / / / |(C) / / / |(G) / / / |(D) / / / |
|(G) / / / |(C) / / / |(G) / (D) / |(G) / / And the bridge goes  |

(Bridge)
(G)I'm too good for solo cups
Your (C)momma's homemade fried (G)chicken sucks
(G)Boots ain't made to get scuffed up
How you (D)like that saxophone? 
Yeah, my (G)neck ain't red and John Deeres are blue
And you're as (C)country as caviar if you (G)think that's true
And this (G)song's a joke but if it ain't for you
(D)I know your favorite song
And it goes like

(Chorus)
(G)I love cities and traffic jams
(C)I don't want a house on a piece of land
I de-(G)serve a bunch of money and a minivan
But (D)I don't wanna earn a dime
(G) Old Yeller didn't make me sad
I (C)think we should change the American flag, yeah
(G)This is the worst (D)country song of all (G)time - - - - - 
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