Upside down
Brian Burns

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Officer good evening, allow me to explain
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This spectacle you see beside this road
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It's been a long hard day, and I'm just a victim,
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of circumstances beyond my control
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Now let me just assure you, that I'm not a drinking man
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I work hard to uphold the law
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Those people in that other car well they're frinds of my ex wife
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No matter what they told you they saw

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The car was upside down when I got here
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I left it right side up some time ago
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Some kids drove by and poured something all down in my shirt
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It might have been tequila I don't know
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I  stepped into the woods for a midnight prayer
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I don't know what went down when i was not here
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The stop sign was on the windshield when I bought that car 
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And the car was upside down when I got here


Officer my reputation speaks for itself
Im as innocent and gentle as a child 
That fist fight with my momma well that was 3 months ago 
I can't believe its still on my file
Now a conscientious peacekeeper such as yourself
must surely recognize an honest guy
And since most of my money goes to charitable causes
I can't afford no DWI

Repeat Chorus

I aint got a clue what went on when i was not here
But the car was upside down when I got here