Johnson Grass Farm
By Cary Swinney
From the CD Martha
To that spirit of freedom, Innocence and independence in all of us

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I’m gonna live on marijuana and I ain’t gonna work at all
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I’m gonna find me a house in the country  and grow that 
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s**t ‘bout ten feet tall
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I’m gonna plant alongside Johnson Grass which I pray  grows 

a little taller
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If you slide by the house and the lights are out  you will 
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hear me hoop 
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and holler
(Chorus)
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Lord Jesus I’m stoned, ain’t doing nobody no wrong 
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Doin a little bit ‘a front  porch thinkin some star studded dreamin and 
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singin those Gospel songs, ain’t doin nobody no harm
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livin on a Johnson Grass farm
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I’m not guilty of a crime just havin me a time
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And waitin on the harvest to come

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When the sun in the evenin slowly slithers down
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You will find me in my backyard diggin those plants up outta the ground
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 Naked as a newborn baby and carefree as your local bum
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Down on my  hands n knees prayin for a rain shower to come

(Chorus)