Loser
Recorded by Casey Donahew Band
Album: Standoff (2013)

(No Capo)

Intro.:  |(G)(D/A)|(C)(D)(G) ---

It's better to (G)lose on love than (D)love a loser like (G)me

Deliver pizzas in my (C)mom's car, I moonlight DJ at the (G)booby bar
I play a mean (D)air guitar, Pantera karaoke (G)superstar

I met my girlfriend on the (C)internet, she's a model, drives a (G)red Corvette
I haven't seen her in (D)person yet, but she sends me dirty (G)picture texts

(Chorus)
It's a (C)crazy world and I (D)can't believe my (G)luck
I'm like a (C) blind squirrel that (D)somehow finds a nut (G)
They say, (C) easy come is (D) easy go and the (G)best things in (D/F#)life are (Em)free
I hope she can't (C) see that it's better to (G)lose on love than (D)love a loser like (G)me

Inst.:  |(C) |(G) |(D) |(G) | x 2

She's half-Italian and she's (C)half-Chinese, we're needing money at the (G)Chuck E. Cheese
Fifty tokens for some (D)Skee ball, please, I'm raining tickets on them (G)double D's

A little pizza and a (C)moonlight swim, we're skinny dippin' on a (G)lovers whim
I'm not the kind of guy to (D)bag a ten, I can't believe I get to (G)meet the twins

(Chorus)
It's a (C)crazy world and I (D)can't believe my (G)luck
I'm like a (C) blind squirrel that (D)somehow finds a nut (G)
They say, (C) easy come is (D) easy go and the (G)best things in (D/F#)life are (Em)free
I hope she can't (C) see that it's better to (G)lose on love than (D)love a loser like (G)me
Yeah, it's better to lose on love than (D)love a loser like (G)me

Inst.:  |(C) |(G) |(D) |(G) | x 2

It's getting hot and heavy, (C)I can tell, I took her straight to (G) the motel
And put my mullet in a (D)ponytail ---

(Chorus)
It's a (C)crazy world and I (D)can't believe my (G)luck
I'm like a (C) blind squirrel that (D)somehow finds a nut (G)
They say, (C) easy come is (D) easy go and the (G)best things in (D/F#)life are (Em)free
I hope she can't (C) see that it's better to (G)lose on love than (D)love a loser like (G)me
Yeah, it's better to lose on love than (D)love a loser like ---

(Tag)
She loves a loser like me (G) -----