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The Fly


    C                       
I was sitting down having me lunch today 
    C           
When a strange sight caught my eye
    C
A dirty big blowie was hitchin' a ride
         G
On the back of another fly
  F
Then I looked across at the window
          C
Where a louvre it was broke
   C
They were flying in like siamese twins
         G             C
And I almost bloody choked


           G
They were joined in copulation
          C
On the amrest of the chair
  C                           G
All increasing population fornicating everywhere
             F
They were shagging in the kitchen
             C
They were shagging in the hall
 C
While keeping perfect rythym
           G              C
With the clock upon the wall


  G
Then one randy blue arse bastard
       C
With affection for the dead
  C
Spies a fly stuck to the paper
         G
Hanging just above me head
          F
And he postumourusly rapes her
          C
And gets stuck up there like a bat
    C
Oh if your a fly and you had to die
           G                C
Would you like to die like that


   C
Well me dad came home from work
   C
All buggered hot and dry
   C
Said if I don't have a coldie soon
    G
I'm surely gonna die
     F
No sooner had he poured it out
     C
And Lord he had a fit
     C   
When a double deckered duo
     G                    C
Down upon the froth they lit
    C
And as they swam, they humped and drank
    C
And breaststroked 'round the glass
    C
The electric light was gleaming
    G
Bright off his iridescent arse
      F
And slowly drunk they finally sunk
     C
At last when the beer was flat
    C
Now if I was a fly and I had to die
    G                  C
I'd like to die like that


   C
Well the family were all sitting down
   C
The evening meal to dine
   C
A great big chook that mum had cooked
   G
Really looked divine
              F
Then those double deckered blowies
   C
Reappeared from everywhere
   C
Depravity was on the wing
     G               C
And lust was in the air
   C
They were scruffing in the stuffin'
   C
And on the potatoes
   C
And one was chockabloc
        G
Perched on the parson's nose
        F
It was quick but it was messy
      C
Down came the swatter flat
   C
Oh if your a fly and you had to die
           G                C
Would you like to die like that


       G
Oh if your a fly and you had to die
            C
Would you like it quick and clean
    C
Anaethitised before your eyes
     G     
With Pebeau or Mortein
       F
But of all the ways that I could die
              C     
I'd like to drown in beer the best
   C
But I'll be happy you know
   C
When it's time to go
   G            C
If I go on the nest
   C
I'll be happy you know
   C
When it's time to go
   G            C      G C
If I go on the nest