COLLEGE
Chancey Williams w/Kevin Fowler
Album: Chancey Williams
Submitted by: Christopher R.
1/11/2022

Intro: (F) (Bb) (F) (Bb) x 2

Now it's a (F) proven fact that a (Bb) human can survive
On (F) chicken-topped Raman and (Bb) Keystone Light
I mean a (F) '92 Lincoln will fit (Bb) sideways through a (C) cattle gaurd
Turns out (F) Green Bay redheads are (Bb) ringers at beer pong
(F) And settin' fire to a (Bb) straw Resistol
Will you get (F) you and your buddies, (Bb) escorted face first out (C) of a bar
And you can hide (Dm) five guys in a 3 foot (C) wide girl's dormroom (Bb) closet
Some things I learned in (F) college (Bb)
  
  A (C) few thousand dollars at three percent interest
  But, the (Bb) money well spent was a (F) pull to tuition 
  It was a (Dm) nighttime wasted on a (Bb) lifetime of priceless (C) knowledge
  Since then I've (F) never used Algebra, or (Bb) even my degree
  But when it (Dm) comes to my (C) sights, I'm the classroom (Bb) PhD
  I (Gm) wouldn't trade (F) anything for the (Bb) things I learned in (F) college

(F) (Bb) (F) (Bb)

Now, you can cram a 4-year degree into fourteen semesters 
And you should never date the sister of your Biology professor
And it's the oldest bit of truth, Taco Bell tastes better after 2am
The cops don't seem to find toga parties funny
And you find out who your friend are, when you need bail money
And if you learn a few chords, that guitar is as good as any wingman
And your old man's advice starts to sound a whole lot smarter
Just some things I learned on..

(Repeat Chorus)

(Solo)

  Since then I've (F) never used Algebra, or (Bb) even my degree
  But when it (Dm) comes to my (C) sights, I'm the classroom (Bb) PhD
  I (Gm) wouldn't trade (F) anything
  No, I (Gm) wouldn't trade (F) anything for the (Bb) things I learned in (F) college