CLEDUS DON'T STOP EATIN' FOR NUTHIN'
Cledus T. Judd
Album: Did I Shave My Back For This
Submitted by: Christopher R.
October 7, 2003

Intro:  (A)   (A)   (A)   (A)

She said a (A) "hey plow boy done ate half a cow
And I still can hear your big old belly growl
So I (D) steamed up a fresh heap of broccoli for you
You've got (A) calories to burn and some pounds to lose"
Well you can (E) bring that broccoli with squirrel and dumplings
Cause (A) Cledus don't stop eatin' for nuthin'

(A)  (A)

She said "I've (A) cooked non-stop in this house for weeks
Time to get your big butt up on somewhere's else to eat"
So I've (D) been down to Shoney's four times today
I hit the (A) Sizzler and the Quincy's they were on the way

I 'bout (E) blowed out my colon from buffet jumpin'
Cause (A) Cledus don't stop a-eatin' for nuthin'

If you like (D) love handles and big old buns
I've (A) pounds of passion and tons of fun
I (D) look like Flabio in my king-cab truck
To look like (E) Brooks and Dunn I need a tummy tuck

(D)  (D)  (A)  (A)  (D)  (D)  (E)  (E)  (E)

We got to (A) find a little place where I can eat some more
Before I start rollin' on this hardwood floor
(D) Head down to Hooters break out the wings
Then make a (A) run down to the border I'm an eatin' machine

(E) Fire up the stove and keep the fat clams comin'
Cause (A) Cledus don't stop eatin for nuthin'
If it's (E) all you can eat then you'll see me runnin'
Cause (A) Cledus don't stop eatin for nuthin'
(E) Tell Richard Simmons he can kiss my bumpkin
Cause (A) Cledus don't stop eatin for nuthin'
Make my (E) pies pumpkin 
And my donuts Dunkin
Cause (A) Cledus don't (No Chord) stop.