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Cledus T Judd - Skoal ( The Grundy County Spitting Incident ) (Chord)
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SKOAL (The Grundy County Spitting Incident)
Parody of "SOLD" By: John Michael Montgomery
Cledus T. Judd
Album: I Stoled This Record

Intro: (A)  (D)  (A)  (E) x2

Well, (A) we went down to the Grundy County (D) auction
The (A) sign said no tobaccer where we (E) sat
My (A) wife told me that I should spit with (D) caution
Or (A) else we'll all wind (E) up in a big ol' (A) spat

And I said (A) hush your mouth nobody's gonna mind
If I pack my lip and ignore the sign
'Cause a (D) little dip of Skoal never (G) hurt no one at (A) all
Then, I've (A) never seen anyone get so mad
From a little bit of spit on his John Deere hat
But I (D) spit on him once, spit on him twice
Spit (A) Skoal on the feller in the second row
Well he turned around and nearly broke my nose
I got a big fat lip, two black eyes
Shoulda just went and dipped outside 

Repeat Intro

Well, it (A) must've been about eight or nine more (D) minutes
Un(A)til I pulled that can of Skoal back (E) out
And (A) I knew when I put my fingers (D) in it
That (A) I'd just spit it (E) out amongst the (A) crowd

And you (A) know I really don't care if anybody minds
A pinch 'tween your cheek and gum is not a crime
So I'll (D) do my spittin' and to (G) heck with the rest of (A) y'all
Well I've never saw people gettin' so dang mad
Worst County auction they've ever had
'Cause I (D) spit on 'em once, spit on 'em twice
Spit (A) Skoal on the people, well I must confess
I even got a little on a lady's white dress
But in the end they got me back you see
They all took a dip and spit on me

Well, they (E) pinned me down on the auction block
And (A) took my Skoal away
And the (G) town still hates to talk about
The (E) mess that was made that day

When I said (A) hush your mouth, nobody's gonna mind
If I pack my lip and ignore the sign
'Cause a (D) little dip of Skoal never (G) hurt no one at (A) all
Well, I've never saw people gettin' so derned mad
The worst County auction they've ever had
'Cause I (D) spit on 'em once, spit on 'em twice
Spit (A) Skoal on the people, well I must confess
I even got a little on a lady's white dress
Shoulda swallowed my dip, swallowed my pride
Shoulda just went and spit outside

  
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