Pina ColadaBerg
Coconut Pete
Tabbed by BuffettDreams

This is from the movie (i saw in a hotel in arizona this weekend) "Club Dread"
My first attempt at tabbing .  Coconut pete (played by bill paxton) apparently wrote this
seven years before jimmy buffett wrote "margaritaville" and is ticked off because jimmy had a 

hit.

Let me know what you think.  (may not line up with the record)

Tabbed for acoustic
Standard Tuning

Intro
D+/D D D

D                       D! D!
They call me the mayor

Bm                         Bm! Bm!
Cause I spend all my days here

G
You would too

A
If you knew what I know

(pina coladaberggggggggg....)

D
A tropical treat

Bm 
Sucked straight from the coconut's teeth

G
When mixed just right

               A7
It makes your short hairs grow

D
Got a hole in my straw hat

Bm
Two tires on my G-Flat

G 
Maybe today I'll

      A7
Stay outta the sun

(Pina coladaberg!)

D
But the ladies are flockin!

Bm
That means its time to start cockin'

G
That brainfreeze nectar

          A7
That fills up 'er gun

A                 D
Hoistin another glass

E      A
In Pinacoladaberg

A                   D
Coconut milk with pineapple splash

E                       A            
Don't forget that the rum comes first

A                  D
Passed out flat on my ass.....

E          A
In PinaColadaberg

A                        D
Would the sore eyes and serve us cash (**very drunken voice here :D ??????**)

E                  E
Now it tastes like pinata turds (**again i think...Ole coconut pete is a bit inebrieated**)

A              D   
Promised I'd take it slow

E             A      A
Down in pina colada berg

A                   D      
Goosesolata(?) is startin to flow

E                   A
Guess I'll Have to break my word

A                   D
With Bikinis to my right

E                A
God Bless pinacoladaberg

A                            D
Slide mouth soup(?) makes my head feel light

E                   A
Makes me feel like a dirty bird

Bm                      D
Damn these drinks are strong

E                          A
Shouldn't have smoked that bong

E                    A
Now I'm too drunk to sing this song..........




Chords:

D+
XX0121

D
XX0232

A
X02220

A7
X02020

E
022100

Bm (barre)
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