Feel Like Hell Today
Recorded by Cooper Alan
Album: (EP) Feel Like Hell Today (2024)

(Non Capo)

(Intro.)
|(D) / / / |(D) / /

(Verse)
I got a (D)spam call at 5 am
My damn (G)trash man missed my bin
And my (A)neighbor's dog did his business
On my (D)fresh mowed lawn a-(A)gain
I was (D)tryna get to work on time
But the (G)mail man blocked my drive
And (A)douchebag Jim parked his Tesla
In that (D)spot he knows is mine
(G)Some days people just suck
But I (A)got my mind made up

(Chorus)
Ain’t (D)no a*****e gonna make me feel like (G)hell today
No (A)POS gonna take a (G)piss on (D)my parade
I got (D)too much life to live, and (G)too few s**ts to giveD
Ain’t (A)no a*****e gonna make me (G)feel like (D)hell today

(Verse)
(D)Even if my ex goes 'round lying
(G)Boss man tries to keep me all nighting
(A)Karen in the comments keeps typing
(G)I'll be doing just (A)fine

(Chorus)
Ain’t (D)no a*****e gonna make me feel like (G)hell today
No (A)POS gonna take a (G)piss on (D)my parade
I got (D)too much life to live, and (G)too few s**ts to give
Ain’t (A)no a*****e gonna make me (G)feel like (D)hell today

(Solo)
|(D) / / / |(G) / / / |(A) / / (G)|(D) / / / |

(Break)
(D)If you got a job that sucks
And if the (G)tax man takes too much
Yeah and (A)if you need a strong one, (A)here's a sing along one
(G)Go on raise it on (A)up

(Chorus)
Ain’t (D)no a*****e gonna make me feel like (G)hell today
No (A)POS gonna take a (G)piss on (D)my parade
I got (D)too much life to live, and (G)too few s**ts to give
Ain’t (A)no a*****e gonna make me (G)feel like (D)hell today

(Outro.)
I got (D)too much life to live, and (G)too few s**ts to give
Ain’t (A)no a*****e gonna (G)make me feel like (D)hell today - - - - -