Capo 5

G  C  D  G

Chorus 
G                          C
The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck
        D                     G
got the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up
        G                       C                 D
But the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut witch eventually
                G 
 pulled out the Ford.

(Verse Spoken-Same Chords)

Well more rain than we'd seen for a thousand years caused finacial
joy and biblical fears, it caused some smiles and it caused some 
fears. But more to the point of our story, for the first time in 
the collective memory, that old brown prairie that had been so dry 
for so long was very muddy...boggy
We'd pull one truck out and get another stuck in, motors would roar
and tires would spin. We'd sink right down, down to the dif. We'd 
all take turns and do it again 'til no one could move and call one 
more friend...bring your truck

Chorus

Got me stuck in the mud so as i couldnt reherseand Chaveshad to miss
his work. Richie he now fears the worst, he stood up his ex-wife and
she called him a jerk. Of coarse Holtman didn't have nothing better 
to do, besides ranch.

Chorus
Well it was truck after truck we all got stuck, 'cept the big four-by
Huterite truck, we all thought Lord are we in luck but they wouldnt
come anywhere near us. Mighty Neighborly, mighty neighborly 

We used a lot of our backs and a little of our brains and jacked up the
jacks and snugged up the chains. We all did our very best to refrain 
from shoveling. We put what timber we had underneath the wheels and we 
was all out of sand but managed to steal two sacks of the best modern 
Canola seed you ever did see, that oughta give us some traction.

Chorus

Epiloge, we spilled genetically modified Canola seed which 
was genetically modified for control of the weeds and big ol' 
yeildsand raised hell all 
over that virgin soil. Agriculture Canada is definatly going to be looking
 for us.