"OH LORD WHAT A BOWLER
(Words & Music by Crackerjack-Smith ..)
(To the tune of "Oh Lord it's hard to be humble")

(Chords A,D & E)

OH LORD WHAT A BOWLER I'M PERFECT IN EVERY WAY

I CAN'T WAIT TO GET ON THE GREEN, I BOWL BETTER EACH DAY

TO KNOW ME IS A PLEASURE, YOU'LL BECOME A NUMBER ONE FAN

OH LORD WHAT A BOWLER & WHAT A MODEST YOUNG MAN

I USED TO HAVE A PAIRS PARTNER BUT I GUESS SHE JUST COULDN'T COMPETE

WITH ALL THOSE LOVED STAVED BOWLERS HANGING AROUND MY FEET

HERE COMES ANOTHER TOUCHER AS I STEP UP TO THE MAT

& AS THE CHALK COMES OUT THEY BEGIN TO SHOUT & THE SKIP HE DIPS HIS HAT

OH LORD WHAT A BOWLER I'M PERFECT IN EVERY WAY

I CAN'T WAIT TO GET ON THE GREEN, I BOWL BETTER EACH DAY

TO KNOW ME IS A PLEASURE, YOU'LL BECOME A NUMBER ONE FAN

OH LORD WHAT A BOWLER & WHAT A MODEST YOUNG MAN

MY FRIENDS THINK I SHOULD BE SKIPPER & I AGREE WITH THEM

I GUESS I AM A NATURTAL BORN LEADER …A MAN AMONG MEN

BUT THEY SELECTORS THEY GET SO JEALOUS I GUES THEY'R IN AWE OF ME

WHO CARES, THE LADIES THINK I'M LOVELY, THEY SAY I'M A SEXY YOUNG THING

I OFFERED TO RUN FOR PRESEIDENT, I AM SUCH AN INTELLEGENT GUY

JUST ASK ME & I WILL TELL YOU WITHOUT A WORD OF LIE

BUT THEY MUST HAVE STACKED THE MEETING

AND ONLY TWO VOTED FOR ME

ONE WAS MY MUM & THE OTHER MUST HAVE BEEN ME

OH LORD WHAT A BOWLER I'M PERFECT IN EVERY WAY

I CAN'T WAIT TO GET ON THE GREEN, I BOWL BETTER EACH DAY

TO KNOW ME IS A PLEASURE, YOU'LL BECOME A NUMBER ONE FAN

OH LORD WHAT A BOWLER & WHAT A MODEST YOUNG MAN