Dick in My Nightstand
Recorded by Danae Hays
Album: Single (2024)
(Non Capo)
(Intro.)
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(Verse)
(G) Where does the time go
Thanks for the nachos and two for one tacos
Good thing tequila does what it does
I didnft catch feelings but I caught a buzz
(Verse)
(G) I see you talking Ifm over here (D/F#)smiling
eCuz Ifm fantasizing about riding
My (Am)Chevy off into the sun as (G/B)soon as this (C)bowl of guacamole is gone
(G/B) eCause therefs (Am)something better waiting at home (C)
(Chorus)
I got a Dick in my (G)nightstand
I can use with my (D/F#)left hand
When Ifm a-(Am)lone it always treats me right
Never too (C)tired on a Friday night
(Verse)
Some girls just want a (G)good man
With a (G)good job and a (D/F#)good plan
Picket (Am)fence with a little White House on a (G/B)hill with some (C)nice land
But (C)me, I got a Dick in my (G)nightstand, hmm, yeah
(Verse)
(G) All my friends saying that I need af-(D/F#)fection
But I found perfection
It doesnft (Am)talk when Ifm trying to read
It (G/B)doesnft (C)poke me when Ifm trying to sleep
(Chorus)
I got a Dick in my (G)nightstand
I can use with my (D/F#)left hand
When Ifm a-(Am)lone it always treats me right
Never too (C)tired on a Friday night
(Verse)
(Am) It doesnft get mad at (C)me
When I (D)want to watch grays anatomy
It wonft (Am)piss on the toilet seat
(G/B) Or (C)drag me to an Applebees
(Chorus)
I got a Dick in my (G)nightstand
I can use with my (D/F#)left hand
When Ifm a-(Am)lone it always treats me right
(G/B)Never too (C)tired on a Friday night
(Verse)
Some girls just want a (G)good man
With a good job and a (D/F#)good plan
Picket (Am)fence with a little White House on a (G/B)hill with some (C)nice land
Ow with (C)me, I got a Dick in my (G)nightstand
(Verse)
(G) I see you talking Ifm over here (D/F#)smiling
eCuz Ifm fantasizing about riding
My (Am)Chevy off into the sun as (G/B)soon as this (C)bowl of guacamole is gone
(G) Damnit, the batteries are dead - - - - -
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on 7/9/24
