David Allan Coe
Three Biggest Lies

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Well the motorcycle club had a party 
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And the all young virgins were there
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And I found a blonde with little bitty titties
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And a pretty little ribbon in her hair
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And I told her the Three Biggest Lies in the world
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The ones my daddy first told me
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And that was the beginning of my sexual life
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And the end of my fantasy


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I said, “This will only hurt for a little while
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I’ll only put the head of it in 
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I promise that I’ll never try to cum in your mouth.”

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Met her at a local honky-tonk
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Told her it was love at first sight
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She was just lookin' for a shoulder to cry on
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And a place where she could spend the night
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Me I was a little nervous
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Never been that far before
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So I told her the Three Biggest Lies in the world
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As we danced across the floor.

Chorus:

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Busted in a Birmingham robbery
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He didn’t have the money for bail
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The judge held him over to the local grand jury
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And the sheriff threw his young ass in jail
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They put him in the cell with a pervert
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Who later tried to climb into his bed
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Stuck one of them homemade knives to his throat
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And these are the words that he said, “good buddy.”

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