NC            C   C#     D               A
Flowers and wine is what I thought I would find
                              E7
When I came home from working tonight
     A          C#m         D           A
Well now here I stand, over this frying pan
               E7       A
And you want a cold one again

Chorus:
  C      C#    D
I bought these new heels, did my nails
       A
Had my hair done just right
  C       C#   D
I thought this new dress was a sure bet
    E7
For romance tonight
          A         C#m                D      A
Well it's perfectly clear, between the TV and beer
                         E7
I won't get so much as a kiss
     A            C#m         D            A
As I head for the door I turn around to be sure
               E7       A
Did I shave my legs for this?

A D A E7 A

NC                 C C#     D              A
Now when we first met     you promised we'd get
A house on a hill with a pool
Well this trailer stays wet and we're swimmin' in debt
Now you want me to go back to school

Repeat chorus:

D           A          E7       A
Darlin' did I shave my legs for this?