PENICILLIN PENNY  
by DR. HOOK

Well! There's not very many songs written in only one chord but this one is all a blues Riff in (G)

PENICILLIN PENNY 
SHE'S THE QUEEN OF THE SUNSET STRIP (huh! Watch her)
AND IF SHE EVER GIVES YOU ANY 
THEN YOU BETTER SEE YOUR DOCTOR REAL QUICK 
(get it with her)
FROM THE BACK SEAT OF CADILAC CARS 
TO THE FLOOR OF MENS ROOM BARS
SHE'S PENICILLIN PENNY AND 
HER FUTURES WRITTEN IN THE STARS (she'll give you it)
SHE'S PENICILLIN PENNY AND 
EVER SINCE THE DAY SHE CAME (came)
THEY SAY SHE'S HAD SO MANY 
SHE GIVES THEM ALL NUMBERS NOT NAMES (b***h)
I ALWAYS CALL HER HON (HONEY) 
BUT SHE CALLS ME ONE-THOUSAND-AND-ONE
AND PENICILLIN PENNY 
STARTS TO BOOGIE WHEN THE DAY IS DONE 
(Ow! Uh! bring on the claps) 
clap solo:
(clap)(clap,clap)(clap)(clap,clap)(clap)(clap,clap) 
(clap)(clap,clap)(clap)(clap,clap)(clap)(clap,clap)
(clap)(clap,clap)
                                                                                               
SHE'S PENICILLIN PENNY
AND IF YOU EVER SEE HER PASSING THROUGH (watch out)
YA BETTER RUN INTO YOUR HOUSE 
BEFORE SHE STOPS AND LAYS A LITTLE YOU (it hurts)
IF YOU EVER LET HER IN YOUR DOOR
IT'LL TAKE TWENTY MILLION UNITS OR MORE TO CURE
THE LOVE THAT PENICILLIN PENNY'S GONNA LAY ON YOU 
(what's your problem)
(ooo! Ah!)(ooo! Ah!)(ooo! Ah!)(ooo! Ah!)(honey)(ooo! Ah!)(ooo! Ah!)(ooo! Ah!)(ooo! Ah!) (honey)
repeats and fades out

I play Something like this
E----------------------------------------------------
B---------------------------------------------------
D--------------------0-0-----------------------3-0
G--------------3-0-3-------------------3-0-3-----
A-------3-4-5------------------3-4-5-------------
E-1-2-3------------------1-2-3-------------------- 
I also play it like this
        1/3 Slide from F to G9
E-----3------------------------------------------------
B------------------------------------------------------
D------------------------0-0---------------------3-0-
G-----3---3-0-3-3-0-3----------3-0-3-3-0-3-------
A-----2------------------------------------------------
E—1/3------------------------------------------------