The Country Boy Song
By Granger Smith (aka Earl Dibbles Jr)
Written By Granger Smith 
CD: Dirt Road Driveway (2013)
Tabbed By Larry Mofle
5/24/15

Requested by: aiduchi_93 on 1/18/2015


If you weren't aware, this is a parody of today's country music - it can be heard at 

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx5A6WMFzig


This is best played in power chords/barre chords


Spoken:
I'm Earl Dibbles Jr. I'm a country boy
Of course I work hard
People don't know if I have a schedule or not
But I do, I got a tough schedule
Turn it up


  C
I wake up, put a dip in, crack a cold one
C                            F
Put my boots and my overalls on
                        C
This is the country boy song
          C
I like to gig frogs, I like to gut hogs
        C                                      F
Like to swim in the creek with my bird dog, uh huh
                        C 
This is the country boy song


Chorus:
C
Chew it up, spit it out
        C
Crack a cold one and tilt it back
    C              D#        F 
I'm tired of these city boys runnin' their mouths
         C          D#             F 
If their truck gets stuck, I ain't pullin' them out
   C         D#          F                 G
If you got a dip in your lip help me sing along
                        C
This is the country boy song


I catch bass and cats with a rod and reel
Kill bucks from atop of a windmill all day long
This is the country boy song
I fix the tree, wittle sticks
My barbwire tattoo gets me chicks, uh huh
Of course it goes all the way around

I keep a twelve guage by my water bed
Cause the next trailer over lives a meth head, uh huh
And that ain't biscuits he's cookin'
Yeah, I'm a redneck, I'm white trash
Quarter Cherokee blood from my mom's half, uh huh
This is the country boy song

Chorus

Dip

        C
Gettin' country drunk in the back of my truck
    Bb                        F
The night is young, I'm gonna get messed up
        C
Gettin' country drunk in the back of my truck
    Bb                        F
The night is young, I'm gonna get messed up
        C
Gettin' country drunk in the back of my truck
    Bb                        F
The night is young, I'm gonna get messed up
        C
Gettin' country drunk in the back of my truck
    Bb                        F
The night is young, I'm gonna get


Chorus


Put a good dip in, yee yee

Spoken:
Every time I dip I think about gettin' a cold one
And I tell 'em, get those four wheelers runnin'
Comin' like that
Got cold ones crackin' dips dipsin'
Things I? do everyday, fix trees, dip, wake ups,
I ain't got no windmills in cities
How you gonna getting drinkin' water in the cities
When you got, when you ain't got no windmills,
How I even drink in the cities
I'm honkin up that thing in four wheel drive
Hit that thing down
Comin' up on that hill
A rock just comin' down, comin' down
All the way down