CAPO 1
E (STOP)                         B
Sometimes it takes balls to be a woman
B
Standin’ up to a test, while wearin a party dress
          A                                E              A  
Sometimes love can be deceivin’ when you’e quietly over achievin’
   E                  B7            E
Oh sometimes it takes balls to be a woman

E
She’s a socialite, a decent housewife
                        B
And she makes a mean lasagne
So when the mechanic said lady don’t panic
                     E
But this one’s gonna cost ya
                                E7
She said I know I don’t need my engine refilled
         A
Now just check the oil and change the belt
B
Honey I know you thought you saw me comin’
                       B7            E
But sometimes it takes balls to be a woman.

Repeat Chorus

He says you should repent for the money I spent
On shoes and bags and jewellery
Well to hell with that, my hard workin’ ass
Ain’t gonna sit before a jury
I said now isn’t that a mighty small price to pay
For all the love I send your way
Honey when it comes down to the plumbin’
Sometimes it takes balls to be a woman

Repeat Chorus

Instrumental F# D# F# B

        A
Look at Dolly and Loretta
           E              A
They still live it to the letter
   E                  B7            E     A
Oh sometimes it takes balls to be a woman
   E                  B7
Oh sometimes it takes balls to be
E               D#
Big big big big balls to be
A                  B             E
Sometimes it takes balls to be a woman