Eric Church-I'm Gettin' Stoned
Album-Chief
Writers: Casey Beathard, Eric Church, Jeremy Crady, Jeff Hyde

This song is in the key of C.  To make it sound like the record, you need to tune to drop D, 
then tune everything down a full step.
Please don't comment that my chord chart is completely wrong when you didn't read the above
 notice.  

It should look like this:

E tuned to D
B tuned to A
G tuned to F
D tuned to C
A tuned to G
E tuned to C

Chords used:
D5: 	  	 Csus4: 	  	 G: 	  	 C: 	  	 A:
  D-x              D-1 	         D-3 	         D-x 	  	 D-x
  A-3 	           A-1 	  	 A-3 	  	 A-5 	  	 A-2
  F-2 	           F-0 	  	 F-0 	  	 F-5 	  	 F-2
  C-0 	           C-3 	  	 C-0 	  	 C-5 	  	 C-2
  G-0 	           G-3 	  	 G-x 	  	 G-x 	  	 G-0
  C-0 	           C-x 	  	 C-5   	         C-x 	       C-x


Intro:
D5

Verse 1:
D5 	  	  	    Csus4
Read it in the paper, marked the date on the wall
     G                         D5
To remind myself to celebrate the day I lose it all
        D5                         Csus4
They made plans to be together.  I made plans to be alone.
        G         C   G       D5
She got a rock,  	 I'm gettin' stoned.


Verse 2:
    D5 	  	  	       Csus4
Damn right I've got objections, but it's awful too late now.
       G                         D5
Yea the cans are on the limo and the rice is on the ground.
       D5                            Csus4
They're headed for the islands, but hell I'm already gone.
        G         C    G           D5
She got a rock, 	  I'm gettin' stoned

Chorus:
        G                    D5
Here's to happy ever after, and here's to balls and chains.
A                       C*   D5
Here's to all us haters of old lovers' new last names.
G                             D5            G
Here's to holdin' up and gettin' right where I belong.
         G        C   G      D5
She got a rock, 	 I'm gettin' stoned.

*You don't have to play this C, but I think it's outlined by the other instruments

Verse 3:
     D5                        Csus4
Yea I knew that it was over when I heard those weddin' bells.
    G 	  	  	     D5
That preacher was my jailer, now this bottle is my bail.
  D5                            Csus4
So much for all that prayin' her I do would be I don't.
         G        C   G       D5
She got a rock, 	 I'm getting' stoned

Chorus:
         G                   D5
Here's to happy ever after, and here's to balls and chains.
A                       C*   D5
Here's to all us haters of old lovers' new last names.
G                             D5             G
Here's to holdin' up and gettin' right where I belong.
         G       C   G      D5
She got a rock, 	 I'm gettin' stoned.

*You don't have to play this C, but I think it's outlined by the other instruments

Guitar Solo:
G   D5   G   D5  G  D5  A  D5  

Tag:
     G             	  	  	  D5 	  	      G
So to hell with her and him and that white horse they rode out on
         G        C  G         D5
She got a rock, 	 I'm gettin' stoned
             G      C 	  	  	      D5
Yea she got a rock, 	  	 Haha      I'm gettin' stoned.

Outro:
Vamp on D5

*Note* If you prefer, you can play the F/C in place of the Csus4 throughout the song.  
I think the open note sounds better, and is what is being played on the album.
Try both and you'll agree it's very hard to tell.
The F/C looks like this:

D-1
A-1
F-2
C-3
G-3
C-X