(D) I've always said "I do" too easy
and (A7) now I'm payin' the price
my weakness for beautiful women
is my most expensive (D) vice
I still believe in matrimony
but I can't afford another (G) try
(A7) child support and alimony
is just about to bleed me (D) dry

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     I got (G) ex's all across the country
     and I (D) owe everybody in town
     I got (G) bill collectors a callin' me up
     and (E) lawyers tryin' to track me (A7) down
     I'm just (D) one wrong move from the poor house
     but (G) I don't belong in there
     I got so many ex's and (D) owe so (G) much
     I ought to (A7) be on Hollywood (D) squares
     (G) yeah, I ought to (D) be on (A7) Hollywood  (G) squares

(D) Lookin' back over my love life
I (A7) only have myself to blame
I guess I should have checked the price tag
before I gave 'em my last (D) name
now my credit rating's in the gutter
and the bottom line sure looks (G) bad
(A7) I'll be payin' the rest of my life
for the few good times I've (D) had

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(G) yeah, I ought to (D) be on (A7) Hollywood  (G) squares