(F#)Well honey don't you (G#m)worry I don't (B)need no barrom (F#)queens.
Well I admit she (G#m)sure knows how to (C#)fill a pair of (F#)jeans.
And I'll admit now (G#m)darling she sure is (B)showing me her (F#)stuff,
But honey it ain't (C#)nearly (F#)enough.

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(F#)Cause I ain't neever seen her patch a (B)pair of ragged (F#)britches,
Stretch my (B)paycheck till (F#)reaches,
Stratch my (B)back right where it (F#)itches.
And I ain't never (G#m)seen that and (B)honey till I (F#)do,
My (B)heart won't wander (C#)very far from (F#)you.

Now honey you know I honor all the hard times we've been through.
I never could've made it with anyone but you.
And I think I know when a lady is really, really tough,
But she don't show me nearly enough.

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Cause I ain't never seen her stay up all night with the baby,
Calm me down when I get crazy, fix me grits and red-hot gravy.
I ain't never seen that and honey till I do,
My heart won't wander very far from you.

No, I ain't never seen her make a six-room house a castle,
Teach the young ones how to wrestle, straighten out my fishing tackle.
And I ain't never seen that and honey till I do, 
My heart won't wander very far from you.

And I ain't never seen that and honey till I do,
My heart won't wander very far from you.