Halfway To Hazard
"Welcome To Nashville"

Intro: A
           A 
Welcome to Nashville, welcome to Nashville
           D                     A
Welcome to Nashville, welcome to Nashville
           E                     A
Welcome to Nashville, Nashville, Tennessee


Verse 1:
         A
It ain't been this bad since Conway had him a perm
          D                                             A
And you'd think by now them sorry sons a' b***hes would learn
           E/                  E/
A bunch of soft-rock wanna be, hell they can't even sing
E/   E/     E/  E
Auto tuning Nashville, Tennessee


Chorus:
           A    
Welcome to Nashville, welcome to Nashville
                    D                      A
I said, "Welcome to Nashville." Welcome to Nashville
           E                     A
Welcome to NashvillE, Nashville, Tennessee


Verse 2:
        A
Now the DJ on the radio wants his payola
         D                                    A          
He won't play your record unless he gets that quota
         E/                        E/
He gonna make you play free shows, dress you up in pantyhose
E/       E/     E/        E/       E
Pimp you like a dirty ho, hold on, here we go


(Repeat Chorus)


Solo: A  D  A  E  A


Verse 3:
          A (let it ring)
Well, now kid we really like what it is you're playing (Sounds great)
        D (let it ring)                                  A (let it ring)
And you look like you sound good, if you know what we're saying (We love you)
                E/                 
But we're gonna change your image, change your style
E/                 
Change your voice, change your smile
E/               E/            E/
Cut some outside songs and you can't go wrong
     E (let it ring)                               E (saw it then let it ring)
They don't offend nobody and they're three minutes long


(Repeat Chorus)


Brige:
D
Now Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, North Dakota
A
Alabama, Mississippi, Carolina, Manitoba
E/                 E/
Stay where you are play your local bar
       E/        E/           E/            E
You'll make more money, won't sleep in your car


(Repeat Chorus)


Ending:

E
Welcome to Nashville
                A  D  E  A (saw the A til the end)
Nashville, Tennessee
Come on over here and sign on the line
Cause we gonna make you famous. Heh heh heh