Dick In Dixie
By Hank Williams III

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Well, some say I’m not country 
                          B7
And that’s just fine with me

Cause I don’t wanna be country 
                                 E
With some f****t looking over at me

And they say that I’m ill-mannered 
                         B7
That I’m gonna self-destruct

But if you know what I’m thinkin’ 
                                    E
You’ll know that pop country really sucks

Chorus:
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Well I’m here to put the Dick in Dixie 
                         B7 
And the c**t back in country

Cause the kind of country I hear now days 
                      E
Is a bunch of sh*t to me

And they say that I’m ill-mannered 
                         B7
That I’m gonna self-destruct

But if you know what I’m thinkin’ 
                                    E
You’ll know that pop country really sucks

Well they’re losing all the outlaws 
That had to stand their ground
And they’re being replaced by these kids 
From a manufactured town
And they don’t have no idea 
‘Bout sorrow and woe
Cause they’re all just too damn busy 
Kissin’ ass on Music Row

Chorus