She Was Skinny When I Met Her
Recorded by Hayseed Dixie

(No Capo)

(Chorus)
She was (C)skinny when I met her, used to buy her (G)lingerie, now I wish she'd wear a sweater
And (D)all I do is work all day so I can (G)get her more food
Well, she (C)eats me outta house and home, I used to like to (G)love her now I leave her alone
She's up to (D)300 pounds, or better, she was (C)skinny when I (G)met her

She likes (C)chocolate cake, she likes T-bone steak
Now the (G)bathroom scale is about to break
She used to (D)be petite - now she can't see her feet
And (G)all she does is lay around the house and eat

(Chorus)
She was (C)skinny when I met her, used to buy her (G)lingerie, now I wish she'd wear a sweater
And (D)all I do is work all day so I can (G)get her more food
Well, she (C)eats me outta house and home, I used to like to (G)love her now I leave her alone
She's up to (D)300 pounds, or better, she was (C)skinny when I (G)met her

Solo:  ||(C) |(C) |(G) |(G) |(D) |(D) |(G) |(G) ||(C) |(C) |(G) |(G) |(D) |(D) |(C) --- |(G)

She likes (C)barbeque, she likes a roast beef stew
And she (G)keeps on getting bigger, Lord, but what can I do?
She used to (D)be really hot, I used to love her a lot
But now with (G) three inches of hair and four inches of fat, well, I run outta what I got

(Chorus)
Yeah, she was (C)skinny when I met her, used to buy her (G)lingerie, now I wish she'd wear a sweater
And (D)all I do is work all day so I can (G)get her more food
Well, she (C)eats me outta house and home, I used to like to (G)love her now I leave her alone
She's up to (D)300 pounds, or better, she was (C)skinny when I (G)met her -----