How Much Is That Hounddog In The Winder 
By Homer And Jethro
Tabbed By Larry Mofle
rmofle at satx.rr.com
2/25/2006


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I believe we oughta sing, Homer! Now? Now!

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How Much Is That Hound Dog In The Winder
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I do hope that fleabag's for sale
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How Much Is That Hound Dog In The Winder
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The one with the long, mangy tail


I'll give you two-bits for that Hound Dog
The one with the sad, achin' heart
Fer he looks so much like my girl friend
I can't hardly tell 'em apart

Solo

Spoken:
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
What kind of a dog is that
That is a Hotdog, Homer
Boy, you sure mustard that up

I must take a trip to Louisian-er
Leave her and that Hound Dog alone
While I'm eatin' Shrimp and Jambol-iar
They'll be home a-gnawin' a bone.

I don't want a Monkey or a Baboon
I don't want a muley old Cow
I dont want a Crappie or a Catfish
A Catfish could never me-ow.

How Much Is That Hound Dog In The Winder?
With the basketball nose on his face!
You know what a basketball nose is!
It dribbles all over the place.