capo on 2nd fret
g                                                            c
leave your guns out in your truck, come on in, sit down and buckup to the bar
                   g
and help us sing along
 d                                  g
we dont shoot no guns in this honkytonk
g
buy the guitar band a beer, this place ant no place for queer
 c                                               g
we dont play that s**t around here, no we just dont
 d                                     g
its all boys and girls in this honkytonk

chours:
c                                              g
and in this honkytonk we got a jukebox in the back 
c
we got every beer u can think of here
            d
and every liquor from jim to jack
c
you can smoke a joint in the bathroom stall
                            g
just be sure u dont get caught
c               d
we dont pay no bail in this honkytonk

2nd verse:
g
ladies feel free to lift up your shirt

get up on the table and dance till it hurts 
     c                                         g
and hike up your mini-skirt if your wearing a thong
d
i dont see no cops in this honkytonk

repeat chorus
ending

we dont pay no bail

we just let u rust in jail

you can come back and raise more hell

in this honkytonk