Intro:  C F G C F C G C


        G                   C
Vs 1: 	 It all started when we were just kids

 	 G                        C
 	 I don't remember but I'm sure that it did
 	 
 	          G                   C
 	 Why's my left on my left, my right on my right

 	     G                            Bb     C
 	 I'm sure there's a monster in my closet tonight



 	           G                     C
Vs 2: 	 There are things I can't figure what they are for

 	      G                      C
 	 Like nicotine, nintendo, or nuclear war

 	         G                       C
 	 They're there to addict us, maintain or to scare

 	 G                              Bb             C
 	 County, state, and world, only three kinds of fair



 	 C                F                     C
Chorus: 	 Jesus and Ruger, they're both straight shooters

        C                     G
 	 Islam and Napalm mean something to someone

 	 F              G               C            F
 	 My chakras are blocked but I'm learning Tai Chi

 	 C                                G             Am
 	 So pitch what you're selling and then leave me be

 	       F        G       C   F G C F C G C
 	 Cause I'm just fine by me

 	 

 	    G                     C
Vs 3: 	 My bank needs a roll and so does my rock

 	   G                        C
 	 I go down to the river out here when it's hot

 	 G                      C
 	 Down by the water I'll cool off my heels

 	 G                                 Bb        C
 	 Solve the world's problems with a rod and a reel



 	 G                                 C
Vs 4: 	 Tonight I can't sleep, that's the reason for this song

 	     G                        C
 	 The church bell outside done hit the third gong

 	     G                         C
 	 I'm just a weary traveler, no bags in my hand

 	 G                          Bb          C
 	 Right where I sit is where I'll make a stand



 	 C                F                     C
Chorus: 	 Jesus and Ruger, they're both straight shooters

        C                     G
 	 Islam and Napalm mean something to someone

 	 F              G               C            F
 	 My chakras are blocked but I'm learning Tai Chi

 	 C                                G             Am
 	 So pitch what you're selling and then leave me be

 	       F        G       C 
 	 Cause I'm just fine by me



Solo 	 C F C G F G C F C G Am F G C



 	 C                F                     C
Chorus: 	 Jesus and Ruger, they're both straight shooters

        C                     G
 	 Islam and Napalm mean something to someone

 	 F              G               C            F
 	 My chakras are blocked but I'm learning Tai Chi

 	 C                                G             Am
 	 So pitch what you're selling and then leave me be


 	       F        G       C   F G C
 	 Cause I'm just fine by me