Fat
By Jesse Welles
Written by Jesse Welles
Album: Hells Welles (2024)
Tabbed from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtScpL5o7cg
Tabbed by Larry Mofle
9/20/2025


Chorus 1:
               C                     E7
Well it's your own damn fault you're so damn fat
          Am            Am/G        F
It's just like when your grandpappy's lungs turned black
         C                        G 
That was his fault too the doctor told him what to do
          F                                 C
He smoked Camels, guess he bought the wrong pack


                 G                               G7
It ain't like an evil team of scientists through rigorous testing
        F                   C
Created the most abominable snacks
         D7
Grindin' critters and chemicals up in a factory
         G                           G7
Now your hand is stuck inside of the sack


Chorus 2:
Well it's your own damn fault you're so damn fat
Coca-Cola just walked in with the results
They did a self investigation like a Florida sheriff station
So you know they won't be found at fault
 

    E7             Am
Diabetes, help us, Jesus
          F                 G
If you're fit, willin', and ablе
      C                                 G
For a smooth ten grand they'll put your guts in a band
               F                            C
And that's all fine if you don't diе on the table
E7
Sucrose monosaccharides
Am
Diastatic malt
F
High-fructose corn syrup
          G              G7
It's your own f**kin' fault


Chorus 3:
It's your own damn fault you're so damn fat
Shame, shame, shame
All the food on the shelf was engineered for your health
So you're gonna have to take the blame

Solo


Chorus 1