Ozempic
By Jesse Welles
Written by Jesse Welles
Tabbed from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG75cdOcE6M
Tabbed by Larry Mofle
9/20/2025


         C
Is your hunger a source of gulit and shame
         C                      G    G7
Did they tell you your DNA's to blame
         C             C7               F                 D7  
Did they sell you an injection, just to help stand your reflection
        G                           C
Did the doctor recommend this novel way
C                                          F
Chemical assisted self starvation it's the biggest fad in all the nation
     C                A7              D7             G
Semaglutide tells the brain that your blood sugar's okay
              D7
And then your brain tells your stomach, aLow down, dadgummit
         G               G G7
And the pounds just melt away

 
Chorus:
    F                          C
NovoNordisk is a profiteering, carpet bagging elixir peddling
G           G7            C
Mafia masquerading as the help
            F                                        C                      A7
The food is poison, that's the source, if the hay is bad you don't whip the horse
               D7                     G7
Tell all these parasitic companies to crawl back down to hell, whoa


The chemicals from pharmaceutic waste
Tey don't degrade they just bioaccumulate
They leach down into the ecosystem, hurt the fishes and the amphibians
Ozempic baby you keep being great

 
          F                           Fm
If you're getting a hunch there ain't no free lunch
      C                       A7
If it sounds too swell like a fairytale
        D7
If it's too good to be true
                 G7
They're making a lab rat out of you
 
       F             Fm
If Eli Lilly and ole Novo
      C                    A7
Wanna make this world less hard
       D7
Dump Wegovy on a famine
             G7
Then they'll never know they're starving


Chorus