Tariffic
By Jesse Welles
Written by Jesse Welles
Tabbed from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps38NEQ-MW4&list=RDps38NEQ-MW4&start_radio=1
Tabbed by Larry Mofle
9/30/2025

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Take your medicine don't you remember when
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Me and you both agreed to send the factory
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Overseas and do ourselves a big favor
        G                        D
Run the whole damn nation off of slave labor


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Groceries, now that's a word I haven't heard in a 
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Long time, must be some form of chore for the 
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Poor and simple minded
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For peasants and paupers with sad little lives


Chorus 1:
          A
Take your medicine
                  C
Hope it goes down quick
          A
Take your medicine
                             C
I never even knew that I was sick


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Take your medicine cause it's personal
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I can hear the cheers, it's like a Super Bowl of 
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I told you so's but there ain't no joy 
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And there ain't no ball and there ain't no goal

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They sold the company to the global multinational
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Conglomerate but quit your snowflake b***hin'
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Come off of it, the cats out of the bag
             G                       D
We're in the golden age and we ain't going back

 
Chorus 2:
Take your medicine
You're already down to the wire
Take your medicine, the joke's on you 
Forever thinking that you'd retire

 
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Take your medicine, you're gonna feel the squeeze
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While they all play golf and fly around for free 
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The jokes on you and the jokes on me
               G                         D
You know we're footing the bill for a billionaire greed


Chorus 1